yeah he’s cute but would he help you get to the heart of a global conspiracy to cover up the existence of extraterrestrial life

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i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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im lonely and i miss you please come back to me. 

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will you still love me when i’m no longer young and image

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sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via seedy)